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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

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♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪

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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

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♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

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3, 2, 1!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

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♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪

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♪ HERE COMES ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LOOK OUT!

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

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YES! YOU'VE LANDED
ON MY SUPER-MEGAPLEX
SKYSCRAPER.

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♪ YOU OWE ME TWENTY-TWO
TRILLION DOLLARS ♪♪

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GEE, I ONLY GOT
TEN BUCKS.

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OKAY,
YOU CAN CLEAN MY ROOM,

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FIX MY BIKE,
AND...

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BILL, BILL, BILL.

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OOH, ED McMALLARD.

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BILL, BILL.

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AH, WHAT'S THIS?

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MY HIGH SCHOOL REUNION!

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OH, BOY!

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HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU
ABOUT MY HIGH SCHOOL DAYS?

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RUN FOR IT!
HE'S GONNA REMINISCE!

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THE OLD DAYS
IN HIGH SCHOOL.

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I WAS COOL.
SO WERE MY FRIENDS...

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HAM STRING,
FOOTBALL CAPTAIN,

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HIS GIRLFRIEND,
PREENA LOT.

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[LAUNCHPAD]
WHOA, D.W.,

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IS THAT YOU?

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HANDSOME LAD,
WASN'T I?

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OOH, NICE HAIR, DAD.

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NOT!

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MY ANALYTICAL ABILITIES
WERE RAZOR SHARP.

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SO, LENNY,
IF THAT'S
YOUR REAL NAME,

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YOU CLAIM
YOUR PENCIL
WAS ON YOUR BOOK.

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BUT THE PENCIL
IS NO LONGER THERE.

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ERGO, THE PENCIL
HAS BEEN STOLEN!

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THAT'S RIGHT, LENNY.

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SOLVING THIS
WILL BE DANGEROUS.

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MRS. WADDLESWORTH
LEFT ME IN CHARGE.

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I CAN DO
WHATEVER I WANT!

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WHERE WERE YOU
LAST NIGHT?

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HOW MANY PENCILS
DID YOU HAVE, PAL?

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AHA!

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THE JOCK!

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PERHAPS YOU USE PENCILS
TO KEEP SCORE WITH!

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I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'.

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GOT IT...

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DRAKE THE DWEEB?

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G'WAN. G'WAN, HAM.

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TWEAK HIS BEAK.

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AN EXCELLENT POINT.

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YOU'VE MADE
YOUR MISTAKE.

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I'LL RIP THE TRUTH
FROM YOUR MIND

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WITH MY HYPNO COIN!

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WHEN I SNAP MY FINGERS,
YOU'LL BE IN A TRANCE.

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DWEEBUS MAXIMUS.

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MY PENCIL
ROLLED OFF MY DESK.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[DARKWING]
<i>YEP, MY FANTASTIC</i>
<i>DEDUCTIVE ABILITIES</i>

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<i>WERE ADMIRED</i>
<i>BY EVERYONE...</i>

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<i>GUYS AND GIRLS ALIKE.</i>

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<i>EVEN THE SCIENCE NERD,</i>
<i>ELMO SPUTTERSPARK.</i>

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[GOSALYN]
WHOA! HANG ON!

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HOLD THE PHONE!

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THAT SCIENCE NERD
LOOKS FAMILIAR.

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HEY, MY YEARBOOK!

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HAS DADDY TOLD YOU
THE STORY OF THE GIRL,

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THE PEN,
THE PIT OF FLAME?

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LOOK!

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[DARKWING GASPS]

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HOLY CATS!

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I WENT TO SCHOOL
WITH MEGAVOLT!

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INDIGNITY
HEAPED UPON INDIGNITY!

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WHY ME?
WHY, WHY, WHY?

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MY REUNION'S COMING UP.
I'VE NOTHING TO WEAR.

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WHY WAS I MADE TO SUFFER?

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WHAT? WHAT'S THAT?

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WEAR THE JUMPSUIT,
BATTERY, GLOVES, HELMET?

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BRILLIANT!

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WHAT WOULD I DO
WITHOUT YOU?

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[LAUGHTER]

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AH, HIGH SCHOOL.

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I REMEMBER
THOSE GOLDEN DAYS...

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<i>DAYS OF CONSTANT</i>
<i>DEGRADATION AND TORMENT</i>

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<i>WITHOUT REST FROM</i>
<i>THE ENDLESS STREAM OF ABUSE.</i>

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<i>AHHH, THOSE WERE THE DAYS.</i>

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PLEASE REFRAIN
FROM ACCOSTING ME.

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OH, YEAH?

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YOU
AND WHAT ARMY?

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G'WAN.
G'WAN, HAM.

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SHOW HIM
WHAT'S FOR.

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[GULP]

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AH, FISTICUFFS!

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SO BE IT.

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G'WAN, HAM.
TRASH THE LITTLE MONKEY.

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THIS IS ONLY
A TOTAL DEFEAT,
YOU KNOW.

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[MEGAVOLT]
<i>ALL THAT CHANGED</i>

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<i>THAT UNFORGETTABLE DAY</i>
<i>IN JANUARY.</i>

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<i>OR WAS IT JUNE?</i>

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<i>SCHOOL LET OUT,</i>

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<i>BUT I WAS STILL</i>
<i>HARD AT WORK.</i>

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I HAVE HARNESSED
THE AWESOME POWER

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OF CARPET STATIC!

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[BUZZ]

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THOSE SCIENCE FOOLS
SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE.

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WELL, WELL, WELL.

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WHADDA WE GOT HERE?

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WHAT'S THIS,
SOME KINDA
WORKOUT MACHINE?

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NO.

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IT'S QUITE SIMPLE.

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I'M USING
STATIC ELECTRICITY

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TO POWER
THIS INCANDESCENT BULB.

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NOTICE HOW
MY STATIC CHARGE

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ATTRACTS THESE SMALL...

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URK!

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I DON'T GET IT.

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I SEE YOU AIN'T
RUNNIN' HARD ENOUGH.

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SOMETIMES YOU NEED
SOMEONE TO PUSH YOU.

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WHOA-OA-OA-OA!

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REMEMBER, ELMO,

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NO PAIN,
NO GAIN.

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SEE YA AROUND,
POINDEXTER.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[PANTING]

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MY, WHAT A DREADFUL ORDEAL...

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BUT FASCINATING

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FROM A SCIENTIFIC
VIEWPOINT.

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I MUST CALL THE<i>JOURNAL</i>
<i>OF STATIC ELECTRICITY.</i>

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BLLBBB!

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BLLBBB!

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OOH!

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YOU ROTTEN,

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TWO-TIMING,
NOGOODNIK DOORKNOB!

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DON'T POINT
THAT AT ME.

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IT MIGHT GO OFF.

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AT LAST!

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WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED!

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THE ABILITY
TO ENTERTAIN OTHERS

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AT COCKTAIL PARTIES!

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THESE POWERS MAY HAVE
GREATER USES!

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I CAN SEEK REVENGE
ON THOSE WHO TORMENTED ME,

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WHO MADE ME A FREAK,

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WHO GAVE ME
THIS HAIRSTYLE!

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IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

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ELMO DISAPPEARED
JUST BEFORE GRADUATION.

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THAT'S WHEN MEGAVOLT
FIRST APPEARED!

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WE FOUGHT AT THE PROM.

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YOU'VE BEEN
FIGHTING MEGAVOLT
SINCE HIGH SCHOOL?

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YEAH.

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DON'T YOU THINK

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YOU SHOULD'VE
BEATEN HIM BY NOW?

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"DON'T YOU THINK..."

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SCOFF IF YOU WILL,

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BUT I SAVED
ST. CANARD HIGH
THAT NIGHT.

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CARE TO DANCE?

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DROP DEAD, DWEEB.

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YOU'RE WELCOME.

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THIS IS GONNA
BE A LONG NIGHT.

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I AM MEGAWATT!

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HEY, THAT'S OUR NAME, MAN.

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OH, SORRY.

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IN THAT CASE...

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I AM MEGA...VOLT!

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WHO'S THE GEEK?

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HE'S WORSE THAN
DRAKE THE DWEEB.

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OOH! WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT?

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YOUR STARES
ARE DRIVING ME MAD!

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I'M GOING TO DESTROY
THE SCHOOL AND ALL
OF YOU WITH IT.

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AAH!

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WHERE YA GOIN'?

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THE PARTY
HASN'T EVEN STARTED.

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OKAY, GOTTA DO SOMETHING.

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THINK, THINK, THINK.

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AHA!

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C'MON, KIDS.

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LET'S MAKE THIS
A NIGHT TO REMEMBER.

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NICE TRY,
DRAKE THE DWEEB.

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LET A REAL MAN
TAKE CARE OF THIS.

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I'M GONNA ENJOY THIS.

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NOT AS MUCH AS ME!

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OOH! OW! OW!

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I'VE GOTTA STOP HIM.

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BUT NO ONE WILL
TAKE ME SERIOUSLY.

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WAIT!
WHAT IF I WEREN'T
DRAKE THE DWEEB?

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WHAT IF I WERE...
SOMEONE ELSE?

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PERFECT!

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A LITTLE MUSTY,

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BUT IT CONVEYS
THE RIGHT EFFECT.

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SMOKE BOMBS LEFT
OVER FROM<i>MacBEAK.</i>

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I NEED A NAME
THAT'LL CONJURE UP
THE FEAR

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OF A DARK,
MOONLESS NIGHT

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AND THE SPEED OF
AN EAGLE'S WING.

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THE REALLY
SCARY FAST THING!

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NO, THAT'S TOO LONG.

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THINK, THINK, THINK!

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THE PURPLE POULTRY?

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THE WEBFOOTED WONDER?

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NO. THE QUACKMEISTER?

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NO! CAPTAIN QUACKAZOID!

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NO!

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I'VE GOTTA COME UP
WITH SOMETHING REALLY FAST!

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OW! OOH EEE!

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HA HA HA HA!

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ST. CANARD HIGH SCHOOL...

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WHO WILL SAVE YOU NOW?

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HA HA HA HA!

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OOH! OOH! OW!

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ALL IS LOST. NO ONE
CAN SAVE YOU NOW!

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YOU'RE CHEMISTRY.

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HUH?
HUH?
HUH?

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NO, NOT CHEMISTRY, MATH!

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PHYS. ED. NO, HISTORY!

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THAT'S IT, YOU'RE HISTORY!

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[EXPLOSION]

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WHAT?

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I'M THE TERROR
THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!

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I'M THE GRADE CURVE
GIVING YOU AN "F."

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I AM DARKWING DUCK!

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I FORESEE DOOM.
AAH!

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AAH!

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ALL RIGHT, DARKWING...

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YOU MAY BE TOUGH,
BUT I'M NOT!

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OR SOMETHING.

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WOOPSEY.

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00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:44,708
HELLO? PLEASE
LET ME OUT OF HERE.

245
00:10:44,708 --> 00:10:48,375
I'VE GOT A PHOBIA
ABOUT SMALL PLACES!

246
00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:50,083
DARKWING!
DARKWING!

247
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:54,583
LET THIS BE A SIGN
TO THOSE IN THE SHADOWS.

248
00:10:54,583 --> 00:10:58,125
LET TERROR PIERCE
THEIR WIZENED HEARTS.

249
00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:02,000
NO EVILDOER SHALL
ESCAPE THE WRATH OF...

250
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,875
DARKWING DUCK!

251
00:11:03,875 --> 00:11:07,250
WHOA.
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

252
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:12,000
OOH!

253
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:16,875
OH, MY.
WHAT HAS HAPPENED
HERE WHILE I WAS GONE?

254
00:11:16,875 --> 00:11:19,500
YOU MISSED
DARKWING DUCK, MAN.

255
00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,125
DARKWING DUCK MAN?

256
00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:24,833
WHAT IS THIS
DARKWING DUCK MAN?

257
00:11:24,833 --> 00:11:27,166
JUST THE COOLEST
GUY EVER.

258
00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:29,208
THE OPPOSITE
OF YOU,

259
00:11:29,208 --> 00:11:31,458
DWEEBOSAURUS
REX!

260
00:11:34,583 --> 00:11:37,166
YEAH, THOSE
WERE THE DAYS.

261
00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:40,166
IT'S TIME TO
PREPARE FOR BATTLE!

262
00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:43,625
MEGAVOLT WILL TRY
TO DESTROY THIS REUNION!

263
00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:45,416
HISTORY
WILL REPEAT ITSELF!

264
00:11:45,416 --> 00:11:48,166
FOR DARKWING DUCK
WILL BE THERE

265
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:51,583
TO HAVE A REUNION
WITH MEGAVOLT!

266
00:11:57,583 --> 00:12:00,125
FIVE BUCKS
FOR VALET PARKING?

267
00:12:00,125 --> 00:12:03,375
AT LEAST
GOSALYN STAYED HOME.

268
00:12:03,375 --> 00:12:05,000
WHERE'S THE PUNCH BOWL?

269
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,458
GOSALYN!

270
00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:08,750
WEREN'T YOU
STAYING HOME?

271
00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:12,625
DO YOU BELIEVE
EVERYTHING I SAY,
DAD?

272
00:12:12,625 --> 00:12:15,458
I CAN'T TAKE
YOU HOME NOW.

273
00:12:15,458 --> 00:12:19,250
I'VE GOTTA KEEP AN EYE
OUT FOR MEGAVOLT.

274
00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:22,708
WELL, IF IT ISN'T
DRAKE THE DWEEB.

275
00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:25,166
STILL CAN'T GET A DATE?

276
00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:26,875
HI, HAM.

277
00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:30,000
HOW'S LIFE
BEEN TREATING YOU?

278
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,291
OOH, CAN'T COMPLAIN.

279
00:12:32,291 --> 00:12:34,166
HUH-HUH. ME, NEITHER.

280
00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:37,625
I'M PRESIDENT
OF THE COLOSSAL
COSMETICS COMPANY.

281
00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:38,625
<i>HAMILTON!</i>

282
00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:41,125
OH, UH, VICE PRESIDENT.

283
00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:42,708
SORRY, BOSS.

284
00:12:42,708 --> 00:12:47,625
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO
KNOW I COULD CRUSH
YOU FINANCIALLY?

285
00:12:47,625 --> 00:12:50,625
G'WAN, HAM,
TWEAK HIS BEAK.

286
00:12:53,708 --> 00:12:55,208
HA HA HA!

287
00:12:55,208 --> 00:13:00,125
SO, YOU WERE ADMIRED
AND RESPECTED
IN HIGH SCHOOL, HUH?

288
00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:03,083
AHEM. WELL, THAT'S
NOT IMPORTANT NOW.

289
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,583
WE'RE HERE
TO GET MEGAVOLT.

290
00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:10,416
THAT SPARKING SCOFFLAW
WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE!

291
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,583
OKAY,
IT'S BEEN SIX HOURS.

292
00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:17,583
I THINK THERE'S
A SLIM POSSIBILITY

293
00:13:17,583 --> 00:13:20,166
I MAY HAVE
BEEN MISTAKEN.

294
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:24,125
IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME
YOU'VE BEEN WRONG.

295
00:13:24,125 --> 00:13:26,625
YEAH.

296
00:13:26,625 --> 00:13:30,166
TRY ONE OF THESE
HORSE DO-OVERS.

297
00:13:30,166 --> 00:13:34,166
I WAS SURE MEGAVOLT
WOULD HIT THIS REUNION.

298
00:13:34,166 --> 00:13:36,583
ANY MORE
HORSE DO-OVERS?

299
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,166
RIGHT OVER THERE.

300
00:13:38,166 --> 00:13:39,625
THANKS,
LAUNCHPAD.

301
00:13:39,625 --> 00:13:41,708
NO PROBLEM-O,
MEGAVOLT.

302
00:13:41,708 --> 00:13:43,416
MEGAVOLT?
MEGAVOLT?
MEGAVOLT?

303
00:13:44,583 --> 00:13:46,708
EXCUSE ME!
[FEEDBACK]

304
00:13:46,708 --> 00:13:51,875
I'M GOING TO
DESTROY THE SCHOOL
AND ALL OF YOU WITH IT.

305
00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:54,125
YOU KNOW THE DRILL.

306
00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:58,708
EVER GET THAT CREEPY
DEJA VU FEELING?

307
00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:01,208
AAH!

308
00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:09,500
I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!

309
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:13,208
I'M THE FAST FOOD
THAT COMES BACK
TO HAUNT YOU!

310
00:14:13,208 --> 00:14:16,583
I AM DARKWING DUCK!

311
00:14:18,416 --> 00:14:21,083
EVER GET THAT CREEPY
DEJA VU FEELING?

312
00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:24,166
EVERY TIME
I LOCK YOU AWAY.

313
00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:29,583
WHERE DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE GOING?

314
00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:32,875
WE CAN SEE DARKWING
IN ACTION AGAIN.

315
00:14:32,875 --> 00:14:34,583
YEAH. RIGHT.

316
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,000
HYAH!

317
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,250
AAH!

318
00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:41,833
WE GOTTA HELP DAD!

319
00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:47,000
OKAY, MEGAVOLT,
DROP THAT DUCK!

320
00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:51,500
THAT'S NOT ALL I'LL DROP!

321
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,625
WHOA-OA!

322
00:14:54,166 --> 00:15:00,000
HMM. THEY STILL KEEP
ALL OF THE BAND INSTRUMENTS
IN THE BASEMENT.

323
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,875
SUCK GAS, EVILDOER!

324
00:15:08,416 --> 00:15:12,000
EVER GET THAT CREEPY
DEJA VU FEELING?

325
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,458
SHUT UP!

326
00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:15,000
ATTABOY, DARKWING!

327
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,875
HEY!

328
00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:21,083
[GASP]

329
00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:22,208
[GASP]
[GASP]

330
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,583
HA HA!
DRAKE MALLARD?

331
00:15:27,583 --> 00:15:30,166
DARKWING DUCK
IS DRAKE THE DWEEB?

332
00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:31,500
TOO FUNNY!

333
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,458
HA HA HA!

334
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,125
DWEEB-A-DOODLE-DO!

335
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,833
BUT I...

336
00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:41,166
BU-BU-BUT...

337
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:44,583
I... I... I... I...

338
00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:45,833
AY, AY, AY.

339
00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:51,291
HA HA HA!

340
00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:53,833
BUT... BUT... BUT...

341
00:15:53,833 --> 00:15:55,500
BUT I...

342
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,708
BUT SEE, I...THAT IS...

343
00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:02,166
YEAH, WELL, JUST BECAUSE
I DON'T HAVE A MASK

344
00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:05,625
DOESN'T MEAN
I'M NOT A HERO...

345
00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:08,083
I GUESS.

346
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:15,875
WHOA.

347
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,750
HA HA HA!

348
00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:20,708
I'M A FAILURE.

349
00:16:20,708 --> 00:16:24,208
I SUPPOSE I OUGHTTA
BARBECUE YOU NOW,

350
00:16:24,208 --> 00:16:26,416
BUT I HAVEN'T
GOT THE HEART.

351
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:29,166
BUT DON'T WORRY...

352
00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:34,000
I'M STILL GONNA TAKE
MY REVENGE ON YOU TWO!

353
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:41,875
[PREENA]
WAIT UNTIL MY ATTORNEY
GETS HOLD OF YOU!

354
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:44,708
GOS, IT'S DARK
UP HERE, TOO.

355
00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:47,708
COME ON. MEGAVOLT'S
GETTING AWAY!

356
00:16:47,708 --> 00:16:49,833
WHAT SHOULD I DO?

357
00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:52,250
STOP HIM.

358
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:55,125
HEY, WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR MASK?

359
00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:56,708
WHO CARES?

360
00:16:56,708 --> 00:17:01,625
I DON'T DESERVE
TO WEAR A MASK.
I'M A FAILURE.

361
00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:07,250
I'VE JUST BEEN LUCKY.
LOOK HOW I MESSED UP HERE!

362
00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:10,708
YOU NEED TO GO THWART
AN EVILDOER.

363
00:17:10,708 --> 00:17:14,291
THAT'LL GET YOUR
CONFIDENCE BACK.

364
00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:19,416
WHERE SHOULD WE
LOOK NOW, DAD? HUH?

365
00:17:19,416 --> 00:17:22,208
I'M NOT A SLEUTH,
I'M A SLUG.

366
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:25,458
A VILE, WORTHLESS,
STINKING SLUG.

367
00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:29,208
I BET MEGAVOLT'S IN THAT
ABANDONED GLUE WAREHOUSE!

368
00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:31,875
WHAT MAKES
YOU SAY THAT?

369
00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:34,166
CALL IT A HUNCH.

370
00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:39,875
LET'S MASH THAT
MANIACAL MISCREANT!

371
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:41,708
WHAT CAN I DO?

372
00:17:41,708 --> 00:17:43,875
I'M A FAILURE,
A WASHOUT,

373
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:45,333
A ZERO.

374
00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:51,333
YOU SIT THIS ONE OUT.
WE'LL NAB THE BAD GUY.

375
00:17:51,625 --> 00:17:52,833
BINGO.

376
00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:54,833
HA HA HA HA!

377
00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:58,458
HA HA HA HA!

378
00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:04,083
PARTICLE ACCELERATION
PLUS PHASE INVERSION
EQUALS...

379
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,458
TOAST!
OOH, I LOVE IT!

380
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:12,208
I'LL FINALLY HAVE
REVENGE ON THOSE WHO
MADE ME WHAT I AM!

381
00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:14,083
WHAT AM I, ANYWAY?

382
00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:17,708
A DENTIST? NO.

383
00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:19,250
A LUMBERJACK? NO.

384
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:22,708
KING OF
THE JUNGLE? NO.

385
00:18:22,708 --> 00:18:25,250
YOU'RE OKAY
NOW, FOLKS.

386
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:28,291
I CAN'T REMEMBER
WHAT I DO!

387
00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:32,125
FOR THE LOVE OF HEAVEN,
SOMEONE HELP ME!

388
00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:33,583
YOU'RE A SUPERVILL...

389
00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:35,958
OH, RIGHT.
THANKS, BUDDY.

390
00:18:35,958 --> 00:18:38,958
STILL GONNA HAFTA
FRICASSEE YOU GUYS!

391
00:18:38,958 --> 00:18:40,875
ROUGH BREAK!

392
00:18:42,708 --> 00:18:45,583
SMOOTH MOVE,
LAUNCHPAD.

393
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:49,458
I MUST REMEMBER
TO THANK DOCTOR SLUG

394
00:18:49,458 --> 00:18:51,708
FOR LENDING ME
HIS HIDEOUT.

395
00:18:51,708 --> 00:18:56,458
HE'S GIVEN THIS WAREHOUSE
A HOMEY TOUCH.

396
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:06,458
I WANT ALL OF ST. CANARD
TO SEE THIS.

397
00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:11,333
YOU'RE GONNA
LIGHT UP MY LIFE!

398
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:15,000
BY THE TIME THIS BULB
REACHES FULL BRIGHTNESS,

399
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:19,125
YOU'LL BE NOTHING BUT
FOUR LITTLE SMEARS OF SOOT!

400
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:20,958
HA HA HA HA!

401
00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:24,125
IF WE COULD REACH
THAT RUBBER CEMENT,

402
00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:27,000
WE COULD DUMP IT
ON MEGAVOLT!

403
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:31,875
IF WE COULD DO THAT,
WE'D BE FREE.

404
00:19:33,625 --> 00:19:35,958
NOW THAT I'VE QUIT
CRIMEFIGHTING,

405
00:19:37,833 --> 00:19:41,708
MAYBE I SHOULD
DONATE MY GADGETS
TO NEEDY SUPERHEROES.

406
00:19:41,708 --> 00:19:45,708
I SHOULD CALL
CAPTAIN PROTOZOA
AND SPONGE BOY...

407
00:19:45,708 --> 00:19:48,458
IT'S A LITTLE EARLY
FOR SUNRISE.

408
00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:51,625
HOLY CATS! I'VE GOT
TO DO SOMETHING!

409
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,208
BUT I CAN'T.

410
00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:56,208
I'M A LOSER...
DRAKE THE DWEEB.

411
00:19:56,208 --> 00:20:01,375
THIS IS NO TIME TO WALLOW
IN SELF-DOUBT!

412
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:05,333
I'M GETTING QUITE
A CHARGE OUT OF THIS!

413
00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:06,833
GET IT? CHARGE?

414
00:20:06,833 --> 00:20:08,208
HA! GET IT?

415
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:12,458
THE ONLY CHARGE
YOU'LL GET IS KIDNAPPING!

416
00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:15,333
I THOUGHT YOU LOST
YOUR CONFIDENCE.

417
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:20,833
MAYBE SO, BUT I'M NOT
GOING TO LOSE MY FRIENDS!

418
00:20:20,833 --> 00:20:22,333
THAT'S SO SWEET!

419
00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:25,875
IT'S GREAT
TO HAVE YOU BACK.

420
00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:29,708
TOO BAD I'VE GOTTA
VAPORIZE YOU!

421
00:20:33,291 --> 00:20:35,500
SCHPATOOEY!

422
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:38,625
ANYBODY BRING SUNBLOCK?

423
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,166
HA HA HA!

424
00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:43,416
AT LAST! AT LAST,

425
00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:46,625
I'LL BE RID OF
THOSE MEDDLING KIDS

426
00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:48,583
AND THEIR NOSY DOG!

427
00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:50,166
WHOA. WRONG CARTOON.

428
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,708
I'LL HAVE MY
REVENGE ON...ON...

429
00:20:52,708 --> 00:20:55,208
I DIDN'T KNOCK
DARKWING DOWN

430
00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:58,708
INTO THAT RUBBER CEMENT,
DID I?

431
00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:01,291
YOU GUESSED IT,
SPARKY.

432
00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:04,250
OOH, DON'T EVER
CALL ME THAT!

433
00:21:08,708 --> 00:21:10,458
WHEW!
WHEW!

434
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:17,000
WAY TO GO, DAD!

435
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,708
I GUESS WE OWE YOU
AN APOLOGY, DRAKE.

436
00:21:20,708 --> 00:21:22,708
G'WAN, G'WAN,
HAM, APOLOGIZE.

437
00:21:22,708 --> 00:21:26,375
GEE, DRAKE, SORRY FOR
ACTIN' LIKE A CHOWDERHEAD.

438
00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:28,708
HAM,
YOU WEREN'T ACTING.

439
00:21:28,708 --> 00:21:31,708
YOUR SECRET IDENTITY
IS SAFE WITH US.

440
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:34,500
OH, I DON'T DOUBT IT.

441
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:37,625
DRAKE MALLARD
IS NOT DARKWING DUCK.

442
00:21:37,625 --> 00:21:41,416
DRAKE MALLARD
IS NOT DARKWING DUCK.

443
00:21:41,416 --> 00:21:47,250
BUT HE'S A COOL GUY,
AND YOU SHOULDN'T
PICK ON HIM.

444
00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:49,708
YOU SEE?
YOU DID IT.

445
00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:53,708
YOU'RE A HERO
WITH OR WITHOUT THE MASK.

446
00:21:53,708 --> 00:21:56,208
I THINK I'LL
WEAR IT ANYWAY.

447
00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:58,583
IT KEEPS
MY HEAD WARM.

448
00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:02,500
I'VE LOST, BUT I KNOW
DARKWING'S SECRET IDENTITY!

449
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:04,166
HE'S ELMO SPUTTERSPARK!

450
00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:06,166
NO, THAT'S NOT RIGHT.

451
00:22:06,166 --> 00:22:09,416
HE'S HAM STRING.
DARN IT!